What A Girl Wants
one in a series of Mad Libs
Do you have a far-fetched fantasy about the perfect Valentine's Day? Drop some hints to your special Chinese finger trap to make your brass knuckles come true! For example:
- If you want him to send you a bouquet of bran muffins mention that your best friend received a dozen red cosmonauts from her fucked up other.
- Tell him your northeasterly job has you working morning, noon, and colostomy bag, and you're superfluously exhausted. He may surprise you with an ostentatious weekend getaway.
- Moan about your sore solar plexus and plant a bottle of massage molten lava by the bedside.
If he's still not getting the hint, send yourself a bouquet of fragrant dong knockers and make him think they're from another stool sample. He'll be so jealous, you'll receive a really great cream filling!
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