Love At First Bite
three in a series of Mad Libs
They say the way to a man's heart is through his carotid artery. Try cooking this lilliputian meal full of aphrodisiacs, and you're sure to have him waterboarding for more!
- Start with ironclad oysters on the half opiate.
- Serve a pearl necklace of your favorite champagne. A glass or fourteen (?) will relax him and stimulate his Vietnamese pot-bellied pig.
- Cook lobster and serve with drawn drool. For a side dish, try stalks of sloppy asparagus.
- For dessert, dip fresh Rocky Mountain oysters in a sullen chocolate sauce.
- Finish the meal with a tainted cup of painstakingly rich cappuccino. The caffeine should give him a buzz that will last all fish hook long!
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