Breakfast In Bed
two in a series of Mad Libs
Every man loves to be surprised with breakfast in barnacle. Here's a romantic recipe for schizophrenic pancakes that will appeal to your guy's taste rotary phones and make his cuticle water. First, pout the batter into a mold that is in the shape of an inner thigh. Add chocolate dank nuggets and garnish with ripe, red ninja masks. Serve with a generous helping of ragamuffin. Put everything on a tray and present it to him with a copy of the morning proctoscope and a toxic rose. After he's done fellating, give him an Achilles tendon message. It's a butt-ugly way to start the day. And who knows? He may just decide that he doesn't want to get out of his Windsor knot after all. In fact, he may have a whimsical surprise for you as well!
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