Catching Up

It seems like forever since I have posted a world wide web log entry. Here's a quick summary of what I've been up to...

Last week I came seriously close to beating my all-time record  of most profitable week ever, missing it by a mere $17. That record was set around eight years ago when I drove 60 hours a week (I drive 42 - 45 hours a week now). I'm still a winner in my book (though yours may be a different edition than mine).

Also last week I was a reunited with Black Betty after the two of us were apart for nearly two weeks. She was downed because the heat just wasn't working in her (a real problem during a Maine winter). Once I was finally able to drive her again I was super happy. And I could tell she was too.

A crack whore gave me a little marijuana in exchange for a ride. I haven't smoked pot in over twelve years so I passed it on to a friend. He smoked it and didn't die, which is a good thing. During that same ride the crack whore  also put her head in my lap and rubbed my crotch. Interesting fare.

A close friend of mine and are working some shit, most of which stems from me being a judgmental, stubborn ass. The issue isn't really resolved, probably not even close, but I think it will be in time.

I started writing the continuation of my serialized-via-Facebook The Ballad of Harry Guakomoli. It's going to be considerably longer than the first story arc. I'm still working on it, but I'm going to start posting it later today. The last time I didn't post anything until it was completely written, but I think if I did that this time it would still be quite a while until I would be ready to post. It begins the day after Harry Guakomoli dispatched his greatest foe, Sasquatch McGillicuddy, but before that I'll be delving into a little of The Guak's origin story. It also has a lot more of Oslo, the world's smartest cat.

I think that about covers it, or least the parts I feel sharing with the world. By "the world" I mean the half-dozen friends or so that read this.

Be excellent to each other.