The following rant comes courtesy of Marg(ot/aux/o), sixty-eight years old, from the 7-11 on Congress to the Florence House on Valley...
"Around the corner you'll find all the bums, queerbies, and drug dealers. The bums will steal everything from you. I know because I used to volunteer at the soup kitchen. They stole everything from me. Even my car keys. So now they can always follow me. And they do. Five or six cars follow me at all times. I changed the chip in my car key, and they still follow me somehow. The bums would steal all my clothes. They would take my underwear and stockings, and I don't mean nylons. They would take my underwear and stockings and put them back in my drawer dirty and tattered. I get serum and sperm confused. Serum's in blood, right? (I nodded). I don't know why I thought sperm. I have nothing against sperm. Sperm is good as long as it's used to make babies or to make a man happy. Not for gay blades. Not for Catherine Whirley (I don't know who that is). Thanks for listening. God bless."
Does that lady sound crazy, or is it just that she punctuates her statement with the expression "God bless?"
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